In Pics: Sexiest women ever!

Okay, we know there are a million such lists out there, but hey, this one comes from FHM.

One of the most testosterone filled magazines out there, their reader poll of the sexiest women has to be taken seriously. We promise to keep the words to a minimum. For your viewing pleasure, here are the ladies:

Teri Hatcher

From Lois & Clark to Desperate Housewives, this increasingly hot woman has always turned television into a land of fantastic desire.

Carmen Electra

When she was briefly married to wild-at-heart basketball player Dennis Rodman, the Chicago Bulls complained his heart wasn't in his game. What, really?

Maria Sharapova

She's a gorgeous Russian to die for, and unlike Anna Kournikova, she actually plays good tennis!

Jenny McCarthy

Playboy's 1993 Playmate Of The Year, she does the bimbo routine on MTV and films like Scream. But hey, with looks like that, who's complaining?

Halle Berry

So she hasn't given us a watchable film ever since she bagged an Oscar. Who cares? With a bod like that, this woman is almost enough reason to sit through Swordfish twice.

Keira Knightley

If the criteria for watching her films would be to know Jane Austen inside out, we're heading to the library now. This saucy wench is just making the wait for Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 really long.

Jessica Simpson

Even if she massacred Nancy Sinatra's These boots were made for walkin, this All-American bimbette made sure the video took care of our complaints. These curves are all in place.

Jessica Alba

Possibly the most bodalicious woman in films today, Alba broke our hearts by mentioning that she'll never do nudity. We're hoping good sense and an arthouse European director eventually prevail.

Angelina Jolie

Last year's number one, Madame Jolie seems to have lost brownie points on most sexy women lists after turning relatively tame and shacking up with fellow stunner Brad Pitt. Those lips still guarantee her room on the podium, of course.

Scarlett Johansson

Whoa.

This girl just keeps getting hotter. Over the last few months, we've seen her in a brilliant red gown (enough to provoke carpet-walking fashion designers) at the Golden Globes; as a voluptuous siren in Woody Allen's Match Point; and naked for the annual special edition issue of Vanity Fair magazine.